The World's Fastest Gastropods

Funny Shirts. Serious Purpose.

Official merchandise from the 11th Annual Extreme Slug Racing at Joyce Daze. Proceeds benefit Clallam County Fire Protection District No. 4 — Joyce Fire & Rescue.

Shop the Collection ↓ 💛 Donate to Joyce Fire & Rescue

Shipping:

⚡ Speedy Slug Etsy · Ships 5–7 days

🐌 Slow Slug ArtsAdd · Ships 30–45 days

All ArtsAdd orders processed via our order form

This store routes orders to Etsy (fast shipping, Speedy Slug ⚡) and ArtsAdd (larger catalog, Slow Slug 🐌, orders via our form). Every purchase supports Joyce Fire & Rescue — the volunteer firefighters protecting our community since day one. No slugs are harmed — all competitors are returned to their natural habitat after racing.

🧢 Hats & Beanies

Ball caps, beanies, and headgear for the serious slug fan

👗 Women's Apparel

Fitted styles — Ice silk, lace, bat wing, and hoodies

👕 Men's Apparel

Tees, Hawaiian shirts, hoodies — unisex Etsy tees fit all

👶 Kids Wear

Infant rompers for the youngest slug racing fans

🧦 Footwear & Socks

Socks and slides — race day ready

🍺 Drinkware & Posters

Mugs, glasses, and wall art for slug enthusiasts